REBLOG IF YOUR DICK GLOWS IN THE DARK

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G.O.A.T.
letter-experiment:

Largest amount of swag I have ever witnessed


swag on a hundred thousand million
pussylipgloss:

P L E A S E
iuzooriaku:

essfitcee:

conceivethedream:

atasteforlife24:

rose-intheconcrete:

richardxmiller:

frenchinhalechanelxoxo:

Yo lmfaoo

"No twerk application"

but “a nigga can’t afford to get butt juice on his trues” Jesus is needed, as well as air

"My ex hit her with a Devine backhand of justice."


"Side bitch #467562-3 come up and started twerkin’ on a nigga without permission"
"…nigga can’t afford to get butt juice on his trues."
"She was in mid twerk, and right before that right cheek came down, my ex hit her with the Devine backhand of justice."
"…a flock of birds took off at the sound of that shit."
" This could have been avoided if bitch read side-bitch code of conduct chapter 3 page 9."
"Bitch risked her damn life…"
So much classic material in this!!! lmfaooooooo I found my new favorite tumblr post. This beats the “singing Amazing grace as slow as humanly possible while rubbing my dick on your windshield” post for me!! LMFAOOOOOOO I never laughed so hard in my life!!! 


i swear this nigga WRITES POETRY!

A flock of birds flew away at the sound of it…..! Awake now

adrians:

adrians:

the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear

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bootyscientist:

brah

I WILL BUY THIS SHIT SO FAST

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sleepvevo:

what was the reasoning behind this
same